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Health Officials Close Restaurant That Opened For Mother’s Day

The health department in Castle Rock, Colorado shut down C&C Coffee and Kitchen this weekend after the owners held a Mother’s Day event in defiance of state coronavirus safety orders, packing their seating area with unmasked customers. What do you think?

Veronica Ault

“I’m sorry, but it’s not like people can just make food at home!”

Veronica Ault

Gordon Schlubach

“Not to mention their waitstaff’s absolutely terrible service that day.”

Gordon Schlubach

Leon Wadley •

“Oh, so the health department can just decide it oversees health now, too?”

Leon Wadley •




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