JASPER, GA–A half-empty bottle of Malibu rum was discovered Monday in the woods behind Jasper Junior High School by a trio of eighth-graders. “We have located alcohol,” said Mason Reed, 14, upon making the coconut-flavored find. “Repeat: We have alcohol.” Following their one-cap-at-a-time consumption of the bottle’s contents, Reed and partners Jake Seidel and Jesse Kite took turns insisting that they felt drunk.
Half-Empty Bottle Of Malibu Found In Woods Behind School
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