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Half A Million Beds In U.S. Recalled

More than 580,000 beds sold by Walmart, Wayfair, and other retailers and designed by the brand Home Design, Inc. were recalled after 128 consumer reports that they are “breaking, sagging or collapsing” when used, including 36 injuries to date. What do you think?

Paula Hubbard, Night Guard

“Who’s the loser for sleeping on a futon now?”

Paula Hubbard, Night Guard

Jaysen Wittich, Canoli Filler

“Those falling dreams are making a lot more sense now.”

Jaysen Wittich, Canoli Filler

Bobby Nesper, Unemployed

“A pile of wet leaves never let me down.”

Bobby Nesper, Unemployed




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