SAN DIEGO, CA—Launching a thorough investigation shortly upon entering the event, guests at a housewarming party for local woman Adelaide Talbot reportedly conducted a full financial audit Wednesday after seeing that her apartment was fucking huge. “The probe was automatically triggered after we began the tour and realized she had a third goddamn bedroom,” said guest Grant Lee, telling reporters that he and fellow attendees had made a full inventory of electronics and furniture as well as the drinks and snacks provided for guests in an effort to determine their host’s economic situation. “I know she’s a junior exec at an ad agency so she’s making decent money, but that still doesn’t explain how she could afford a place so close to downtown with two separate balconies and gym access unless she has significant savings from a previous job or some sort of unreported cash flow.” At press time, the group had successfully concluded the audit after remembering Talbot’s parents were fucking loaded.
Guests At Housewarming Party Conduct Full Financial Audit After Seeing Friend’s Apartment Fucking Huge
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