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Greenspan Retiring

After 18 years of service, Alan Greenspan is retiring as chairman of the Federal Reserve at the age of 79. What do you think?

Francis Englund • Programmer

“He’s irreplaceable. This Bernanke guy may be an anti-inflation fiscal conservative, but you just can’t run the Fed if you’ve never screwed Ayn Rand.”

Francis Englund • Programmer

William Oberst • Barrister

“I guess the crash-and-burn lifestyle of a ’chairman of the Federal Reserve’ finally caught up with the guy.”

William Oberst • Barrister

Lily Putnam • Nurse

“Wow. He’s quitting at the same time as the American economy.”

Lily Putnam • Nurse