Greenspan Considering Role In Ocean's Eleven Remake

WASHINGTON, DC–Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan confirmed Monday that he is considering a role in the upcoming remake of the 1960 Rat Pack heist caper Ocean’s Eleven. “Tell [director Steven] Soderbergh I get the Dean Martin part, or he can take a flying hike,” Greenspan, already in character, was overheard telling his manager at the posh D.C. eatery La Gondola. “I’m not canceling three weeks at Caesar’s for the Lawford part. I can act rings around that fairy boy Brad Pitt and still satisfy five dames before his pants are off. Bada bing.”