Randy Moss became a Titan this week following yet another unusual incident in a career that’s been full of them. For example:
1992: In just one day, gifted high school sophomore Moss letters in football, baseball, basketball, and track, and is subsequently kicked off all those teams
1995: Does the only thing you really can do as a redshirt freshman: smoke marijuana
1995: Sets a bad tone for his football career by officially being too fucked up even to play for Florida State
1998: Commissioner Tagliabue says, “Christ, are we really letting this guy into the league?” before announcing that the Vikings have drafted Moss
2005: Moss joins the Oakland Raiders, which is the only logical thing that has ever happened in the history of both Moss and the Oakland Raiders
2005: Even though he was no longer with the team, you know he had something to do with the Vikings’ sex boat incident
2007: Moss signs with the Patriots, saying, “I think Bill Belichick is the kind of coach who can motivate me, but I don’t really know, because I don’t know what that is even like”
2008: Forms Randy Moss Motorsports, a NASCAR Truck Series team infamous for not driving good routes and giving up on the race if they are beaten off the line
2010: After the Vikings cut Moss, the 0-7 Bills decide not to claim Moss off waivers in an effort to prevent their season from getting any worse
