Grandma Still Swallowing Okay, Grandpa Reports

BOCA RATON, FL–In an encouraging report issued Monday by Grandpa, Grandma is still swallowing okay. “Yes, Grandma is getting her food down fine,” Grandpa said. “She was having a little trouble a few weeks back–especially with the turkey breast, and sometimes even with her stewed prunes, which usually give her no difficulty at all–but things are much better now.” Despite the improvement, Grandpa said he “won’t take any more chances” with pot roast.