Grand Theft Auto 4 Delayed

Grand Theft Auto 4, the latest installment of Take Two Interactive’s extremely popular video game series, will be delayed until after Christmas of this year. What do you think?


“What?! I’m so fucking angry I could shoot a prostitute in the face!”

Andy Wright • Caddy

“Well, I suppose until then I can relax with a fine glass of wine and brush up on my Dostoevsky.”

Gus Eleusiniotis • Tree Doctor

“That’s okay. I never know what to get my friends for Martin Luther King Day, and now it looks like this video game will be out just in time.”

Janel Thayre • Artist