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Government Bans Sugary, Fatty Snacks From Schools

Under the government’s new “Smart Snacks in Schools” guidelines, schools will no longer be allowed to stock vending machines or snack bars with treats exceeding 200 calories or those including trans fats. What do you think?

Doc Gertz • Mineralogist

“I’m glad someone’s figured out how to say no to my kid.”

Doc Gertz • Mineralogist

Marco Fuentes • Gear Straightener

“Anything that deprives students of the smallest amount of pleasure is fine by me.”

Marco Fuentes • Gear Straightener

Leslie Roesch • Trophy Assembler

“What’s my kid supposed to do with his hands now?”

Leslie Roesch • Trophy Assembler