The Open: The oldest of golf majors is believed to have been performed as a druidic fertility ritual
The Players: Annual Florida golf championship famous for its 924-hole endurance course
Delaware Water Gap Country Club Senior Tournament: This long-standing weekend event boasts an all-you-can-eat buffet with shrimp cocktail and $2 Yuengling pints
Ryder Cup: The winner of this biennial tournament between European and American golfers determines which nation will colonize the others until the next competition
PGA Championship: You get the gist
