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Goldman Sachs CEO To DJ At Lollapalooza

Lollapalooza has announced this year’s music festival lineup, which includes a performance by 60-year-old Goldman Sachs CEO David Solomon, who is a dance music DJ outside his day job. What do you think?

Alanna Lindner, Chat Manager

“When I bought that expensiv

Alanna Lindner, Chat Manager

Gerald Casler, Go-kart Valet

“Yes! Banking is cool again.”

Gerald Casler, Go-kart Valet

Ian Sampson, Unemployed

“So he gets to generate record profits while millions of Americans lose their homes and life savings due to Lollapalooza ticket prices.”

Ian Sampson, Unemployed