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Giant Parachuting Spiders Expected To Blanket East Coast

According to researchers, a large, invasive species of spider native to Japan called Joros are expected to “colonize” the entire East Coast this spring, partly due to the arachnid’s ability to survive colder temperatures and travel up to 100 miles through the wind by forming parachutes out of their webs. What do you think?

Hank Doleac, Systems Analyst

“Another bunch of elitists

Hank Doleac, Systems Analyst

Valerie Kirwin, Sweater Depiller

“Nature should stay on the ground where it belongs.”

Valerie Kirwin, Sweater Depiller

Woody Hampson, Certificate Designer

“Great, but what’s the catch?”

Woody Hampson, Certificate Designer