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Gay Guy's Gay Thing Well Attended

ROCHESTER, NY—According to gay sources, local gay guy Joshua Norstrand’s latest gay dance party or art thing was attended by as many as 50 other gays. “Josh’s [gay] events are always a big hit,” said fellow gay guy Michael Whitmore, who thankfully did not go into detail about whatever goes on at those things. “What can I say? The [gay] man was born to entertain [other gay men].” Norstrand could not be reached for comment as he was reportedly on a business trip for his job as a gay web consultant.