Garden Too Much For Grandma This Summer

TULSA, OK—Though she has tended the same 10’ x 25’ backyard vegetable plot for more than three decades, local grandmother Helen Fischer, 74, said Monday that the task would be too much for her this year. “My knee hasn’t been the same since I hurt it weeding the kohlrabi last summer,” said Fischer, slowly lifting a bag of seeds to the mouth of a hanging bird feeder. “I might plant some marigolds in the window box, though, if Kerry’s Greenhouse has any nice ones.” In a related story, Fischer’s husband Ralph said that, while he doesn’t believe he’ll be stringing the front-yard trees with holiday lights this year, he will still put out the wreaths.