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1900–1909
Jan. 1, 1900
Sept. 7, 1901
May 20, 1902
Aug. 6, 1903
Dec. 18, 1903
March 8, 1904
May 29, 1905
April 22, 1906
Feb. 13, 1907
November 5, 1908
1910–1919
May 8, 1910
April 16, 1912
Feb. 26, 1913
Aug. 5, 1914
Aug. 24, 1914
Feb. 15, 1915
April 13, 1916
April 7, 1917
Nov. 8, 1917
Nov. 6, 1918
Nov. 12, 1918
June 29, 1919
Oct. 29, 1919
1920–1929
Aug. 27, 1920
Nov. 18, 1920
Feb. 2, 1922
March 16, 1923
Dec. 18, 1923
Jan. 23, 1924
July 20, 1925
Aug. 6, 1926
Nov. 1, 1926
April 4, 1927
Aug. 23, 1927
April 17, 1928
Sept. 12, 1928
Oct. 22, 1929
Oct. 29, 1929
1930–1939
Oct. 19, 1931
Feb. 4, 1932
May 13, 1932
Aug. 19, 1932
March 5, 1933
Dec. 6, 1933
Dec. 30, 1933
July 23, 1934
Sept. 9, 1935
Dec. 10, 1936
April 30, 1937
May 7, 1937
July 4, 1937
Oct. 4, 1938
Oct. 31, 1938
June 23, 1939
Sept. 2, 1939
Sept. 3, 1939
1940–1949
Dec. 8, 1941
April 9, 1942
April 20, 1943
Nov. 21, 1943
June 8, 1944
Feb. 11, 1945
March 14, 1945
Aug. 10, 1945
Aug. 15, 1945
July 3, 1946
Aug. 27, 1946
Feb. 20, 1947
April 7, 1948
Nov. 9, 1948
Sept. 30, 1949
Oct. 2, 1949
1950–1959
May 7, 1950
Oct. 4, 1951
Nov. 6, 1952
March 8, 1953
July 28, 1953
Aug. 12, 1953
Sept. 2, 1954
Sept. 18, 1954
Oct. 1, 1955
Nov. 21, 1955
Feb. 21, 1956
July 27, 1956
Aug. 1, 1956
June 24, 1957
July 19, 1957
Oct. 4, 1957
Jan. 4, 1959
1960–1969
Nov. 9, 1960
Jan. 21, 1961
April 17, 1961
Oct. 29, 1962
July 17, 1963
Aug. 29, 1963
Nov. 22, 1963
Sept. 28, 1964
April 4, 1965
Aug. 16, 1966
April 8, 1967
June 10, 1967
June 13, 1967
Jan. 30, 1968
Oct. 4, 1968
Jan. 30, 1969
July 21, 1969
Aug. 10, 1969
Aug. 20, 1969
1970–1979
Sept. 12, 1972
Jan. 23, 1973
April 8, 1974
July 1, 1974
July 3, 1974
July 10, 1974
May 1, 1975
July 21, 1976
Aug. 8, 1976
Nov. 3, 1976
July 12, 1977
Aug. 17, 1977
Nov. 20, 1978
Nov. 27, 1979
1980–1989
Oct. 17, 1980
Jan. 21, 1981
April 19, 1981
July 30, 1981
Aug. 16, 1982
Oct. 18, 1982
March 28, 1983
Feb. 3, 1984
Sept. 11, 1984
July 20, 1985
Aug. 13, 1985
Jan. 27, 1986
July 8, 1987
Dec. 29, 1987
June 28, 1988
Nov. 9, 1988
March 25, 1989
1990–1999
Jan. 22, 1990
Sept. 20, 1990
Jan. 18, 1991
Oct. 10, 1991
April 30, 1992
Jan. 21, 1993
May 29, 1993
Nov. 2, 1994
April 24, 1995
Aug. 10, 1995
May 26, 1996
March 4, 1997
Sept. 6, 1997
Dec. 23, 1997
Jan. 10, 1998
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