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Florida Millionaire Adopts 42-Year-Old Girlfriend

A 48-year-old West Palm Beach millionaire and polo club founder has adopted his 42-year-old girlfriend in an apparent bid to avoid paying out a wrongful death lawsuit. What do you think?

Dan Kelly • Systems Analyst

“Her father must feel conflicted. He’s losing a daughter but gaining a guy who’s now her father but also sleeping with her.”

Dan Kelly • Systems Analyst

Becky Von Till • Polymerization Oven Operator

“Oh, great. I finally got my old lady to stop nagging me to get hitched, and now this.”

Becky Von Till • Polymerization Oven Operator

Carlos Edwardson • Greens Tier

“Good luck. I remember how difficult raising my girlfriend was at 48.”

Carlos Edwardson • Greens Tier