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First Ever Male CoverGirl Model Announced

James Charles, a 17-year-old famous on social media for his elaborate makeup designs, has been announced as the first ever male CoverGirl model. What do you think?

Mick Yount • Tortilla Presser

“I’m all for breaking down barriers, but I cannot stand successful teens.”

Mick Yount • Tortilla Presser

Stacey Beech • Lecture Auditor

“It’s about time the beauty industry subjected males to unattainable beauty standards.”

Stacey Beech • Lecture Auditor

Brent Koppel • Uplighting Specialist

“How come nobody ever invites me to blaze any trails?”

Brent Koppel • Uplighting Specialist




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