Father Doesn't Understand Teenage Son's Obsession With Classic Rock

SAN LUIS OBISPO, CA—Phil Poole, 42, said Monday that he is coming to grips with his 15-year-old son Carter’s taste in music. “I thought he was playing it as a sarcastic thing, and I was like, ’Hey, kid, your mother and I dated to Boston and Journey,’” Poole said. “But after I overheard him talking about it with his friends, I realized he actually likes it. Then I got worried—I mean, his mother and I dated to Boston and Journey.” Poole added that he will not give Carter $30 to buy a Hot Topic rip-off of the Asia T-shirt he bought for $10 at Spencer’s Gifts in 1982.