Moms for Liberty is a highly influential, highly controversial Republican-affiliated organization that fights to ban vaccine mandates, critical race theory, and gay rights from schools. The Onion outlines everything you need to know about Moms for Liberty.
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Opinion On Vaccine Mandate
Opposed, but have enough kids that they can afford to lose a few.
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Original Name
“Moms for the Preservation of Anglo-Saxon Bloodlines in an Increasingly Mongrelized Population”
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Founded
In Florida. Obviously.
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Number Of Children Protected
Zero.
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Southern Poverty Law Center Ranking
Three and a half goebbels.
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Logo
A woman attacking a gay person using a tray of brownies.
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Hunting Style
In packs.
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Typical Prey
School board members.
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Affiliation with MILFs
More crossover than people would like to admit.
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Favorite Book
Fifty Shades Of Grey
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Most-Burnt Book
The Scarlet Letter
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Community Outreach
Hold free, weekly lessons on how to bully gay kids.
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Platform
Advocate for removing LGBTQ+ rights, inclusivity, and critical race theory from school curricula, as well as adding soft pretzels with cheese to school cafeterias.
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Membership Requirements
Initiates are required to have one confirmed kill of a published author.
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Stance On Quoting Hitler In Newsletter
Against, as they usually just plagiarize his writing without acknowledgement.
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Mascot
A dog detective who inspects children’s genitals.
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List Of Disney Characters They Approve Of
Walt.
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View On Moms For Liberty–Branded Travel Mug
At $30, a genuine steal!