Television host Jesse Watters is set to take over Tucker Carlson’s 8 p.m. time slot after Carlson’s highly publicized departure. Here’s everything you need to know about the longtime Fox News anchor.
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Celebrity Crush
Greg Gutfeld
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Number Of Years Until MyPillow Is His Only Remaining Advertiser
Three
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Solution For The Complex Problem Of Homelessness
Fifteen minutes with a flamethrower
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Favorite Meal
Lasagna, sorted back into separate piles of noodles, sauce, and cheese
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Favorite Child
The boy one
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Gamertag
HopeFloatsFan88
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Phone Number Of The Production Assistant He’s Currently Sexting
(202) 555-0128
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Interview Style
Pouncing on subjects from trap door built into their bathroom floor
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Education
Didn’t take
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Qualifications
Warm body who has yet to cost the network $787 million dollars
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Dream Role At Fox News
Fall guy
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What His Dominion Trial Texts Showed
No takers for happy hour on Friday
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Favorite Snack
Oranges, skin on
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Alma Mater
Dick’s Last Resort
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Politics
Big-tent xenophobe
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Retirement Plan
Committing enough sexual harassment to get a huge contractual payout from Fox