Everyone On Campus Afraid Of That One Bar

SPOKANE, WA—Members of the Washington State University-Spokane student body announced Monday that everyone is afraid to visit K-Dee’s Tap, that one bar without any windows next to the hardware store on Fordam Avenue. “[K-Dee’s] is some kind of biker drug bar or something,” sophomore Peter Mendis said. “The drinks are super cheap and they stay open like an hour after bar time, but don’t go in there. My friend J.J.’s roommate’s brother almost got stabbed there.” K-Dee’s leather-jacketed bartender, a 67-year-old with a leg brace, said he had no recollection of the near-stabbing, but did caution that, in general, the regular patrons do not welcome “college boys.”