Entire House Implicated By Phish Poster

ALBANY, NY—A large Phish poster decorating the living room of a four-bedroom apartment on Broome Street has come under fire from the apartment’s three non-Phish-supporting roommates, sources revealed Tuesday. “Because of Ryan’s poster, everybody who comes over here automatically assumes that I’m a big, Phish-loving hippie,” resident Douglas Beckert, 20, said of the 4’x6’ “Picture Of Nectar” wall hanging. “Certain posters, you can hang in a living room without people making assumptions about your lifestyle, but not this one.” Beckert has advocated replacing the Phish poster with one of The Beatles or Pink Floyd.