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Elon Musk’s Mom Defends Son On X

Maye Musk, Elon Musk’s mother, defended her son against the FCC and President Biden in an X post reading: “His goal is to make this world a better place. @POTUS wants to stop him. Have you any idea how furious I am?” What do you think?

Ned Chase, Paternity Expert

“It’s about time someone on that site breathlessly rushed to his defense.”

Ned Chase, Paternity Expert

Amanda Slowey, Root Canal Observer

“Just when I thought he couldn’t be more alpha.”

Amanda Slowey, Root Canal Observer

Stanley Eagan, Window Critic

“She’s still on X? There is truly no limit to a mother’s love.”

Stanley Eagan, Window Critic




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