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Elon Musk Launches Underground Roadway Company

SpaceX and Tesla CEO Elon Musk has revealed a new tunneling venture known as The Boring Company, with the goal of creating underground networks of roads to alleviate traffic congestion. What do you think?

Gren Flannes • Assistant Docent

“Elon Musk is truly one of America’s greatest company-starters.”

Gren Flannes • Assistant Docent

Angela Corson • Racehorse Namer

“Why not? If man can soar through the sky like a glorious eagle, surely he can claw through the dirt like a common rat.”

Angela Corson • Racehorse Namer

Gerald Cook • Executive Typist

“Someday Elon’s going to realize that no transportation innovation will help him escape himself.”

Gerald Cook • Executive Typist