Eleven-Year-Old Used As Human Shield In Dodgeball Game

SPARTANBURG, SC—The U.N. is condemning the actions of Spartanburg fifth-grader Joshua Fife, who on Monday violated the terms of the 1949 Geneva Convention by using classmate Doug Wiersbicki as a human shield during a gym-class dodgeball game. “The terms of civilian protection, as outlined in the Geneva Convention, were clearly violated by Fife’s placement of Wiersbicki in the direct line of heavy dodgeball fire,” U.N. Secretary General Kofi Annan said. “Whether in Kosovo or Mr. Brundage’s gym class, the use of innocents as human shields must not be tolerated.”