Election Madness

With Florida’s results in doubt, several other states mulling recounts, and both Bush and Gore threatening legal action, the winner of the Nov. 7 presidential election has yet to be determined. What do you think?


“Gore should concede and let Bush have the presidency. After all, he’s truly earned it.”

Len Ruffin • Meat Packer

“I just hope they do a revote in my district. I’m pretty sure I accidentally voted for Leo Koepke for county clerk instead of Barb Shultz.”

Elaine Pasqua • Homemaker

“The only clear mandate I see emerging from this election is that elderly Palm Beach Jews want an end to abortion and affirmative action.”

Bethany Aldrete • Teacher

“Man, that Doris Kearns Goodwin must be wetting her pants over this.”

Donald Youmans • Chiropractor

“This has been an incredibly difficult time for me, not knowing whether to invest in Solarcorp or GloboPetrochemical.”

Andrew Deshaies • Systems Analyst

“See, now this is why I don’t vote.”

Patrick Bosio • Auto Mechanic