According to an ex-aide, former Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards may have fathered a child with a videographer on his campaign staff. What do you think?
“This is the weirdest attempt at a political comeback I’ve ever seen.”
Ruby Ellroy • House Steward
“Doesn’t she know that having sex with John Edwards gives you cancer?”
Morgan Chandler • Calciner Operator
“Well, that settles it. He’ll never get the 2008 Democratic presidential nomination.”
Jeff Willeford • Systems Analyst
