Drunken Episode A Repeat

PARMA, OH—Sunday’s episode involving drunken house-party guest Philip Welz was a repeat, guests reported. “I couldn’t bear to watch it again,” Robert Joffe said. “Sure, some parts, like when Phil pees in front of everyone, or when he pretends to have sex with the pets, are sort of entertaining the second time around, but on the whole, it was pretty tough to sit through twice.” Joffe left the party early in order to avoid the episode’s final moments, when Welz pukes on himself and passes out.