Local Drunk Man Staring At IHOP Syrups Published: August 2, 2000 Advertising Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had Continued on next page Explore Tags Vol 36: Issue 26 Related Coverage Scarecrow Has Double Ds New Homeowners Thrilled To Find Pentagram Carved Into Hardwood Floor Under Carpet Actor Informed Producers Decided To Go With A Dog For The Role