Your wife said you were crazy, but who’s laughing now that you’re the only one in the family left and can live the rest of your life underground eating cans of expired beans?
Doomsday Bunker For One
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Your wife said you were crazy, but who’s laughing now that you’re the only one in the family left and can live the rest of your life underground eating cans of expired beans?
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