DNC Coverage: **EXCLUSIVE BREAKING NEWS!**

NOTE TO EDITOR: PLEASE POST IMMEDIATELY

Here we go again, America! If you thought the specter of that tramp Monica Lewinsky’s presence at the DNC was limited to the entrée at the Celebrate Hurricane Katrina Party (see earlier post) you were wrong.

LOOK BELOW FOR A KELLY EXCLUSIVE:

A beautiful woman, our men in uniform, and the majestic Pepsi Cola Center Artwork: It would make a photo worth framing, if not for the fact that THE WOMAN IN THE PHOTO IS THE MISSTRESS OF MR. BARRACKS OBAMA!

She loudly declared she was “Obama’s Girl” and flaunted her wears around for all within camera-shot to capture. (There was little left to the imagination, trust me). You’d think the secret service would be hustling her off the premises pronto, but, no: they were laughing with her as if they were old pals! So this is what we would have to look forward to under a President Barracks Obama: Secret Slut Service on permanent Tramp Duty!!

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