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DNA Test Confirms Subway Chicken Only 50% Poultry

A DNA analysis found that only half the “chicken” in Subway’s sandwiches is actually made of chicken, combined with a number of other fillers and industrial processing ingredients. What do you think?

Ron Lowry • Capsule Excavator

“Yeah, you have to remember to ask them to hold the industrial processing ingredients.”

Ron Lowry • Capsule Excavator

Jill Mason • Brick Stacker

“Ew, gross. That’s why I stick to whatever the salami’s made out of.”

Jill Mason • Brick Stacker

Dick Borland • Sash Embroiderer

“This is a huge win for PETA.”

Dick Borland • Sash Embroiderer