Deputy Attorney General's Wife Cracks Down On Pornography

BETHESDA, MD—In a bedroom press conference Monday, Judith Rubino, wife of U.S. Deputy Attorney General Richard Rubino, announced a hard-line, “get-tough” stance against pornography in the Rubino household. “I don’t want those tapes in the house,” Rubino told her husband. “What am I supposed to tell our grandchildren when they come over?” Among the pornographic films Rubino cited as unacceptable for use by the Deputy Attorney General: Forrest Hump, Backside To The Future, and Sex Trek: First Cuntact. Mr. Rubino said he may invoke the “please” clause in an effort to keep the tapes in the Rubino home.