Democratic Candidates Turn On Clinton

In the latest debate, Democratic presidential candidates singled out Hillary Clinton as a subject for criticism. Here are some of their critiques:

Dodged military service in Vietnam

Sounds an awful lot like former first lady Hillary Clinton

Has no plan for dealing with a nuclear-capable Portugal

Makes Dennis Kucinich cry

Exploits America’s deep-rooted penchant for female presidents

Doesn’t like pizza; who doesn’t like pizza?

Keeps blasting air horn when anyone mentions her war vote

Holds a totally unfair double-digit lead in polls