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Deadly ‘Superbug’ Bacteria Detected In Soda Fountains

A recent study found that a shocking 41% of fast-food restaurant soda fountains were contaminated with some of the deadliest “superbug” germs known to science, including antibiotic-resistant Pseudomonas aeruginosa and Campylobacter jejuni. What do you think?

Oscar Thakuria • Spa Manager

“I’ve read that some deadly super bacteria are actually good for you.”

Oscar Thakuria • Spa Manager

Cathy Larson • Systems Analyst

“Does mixing flavors cancel it out?”

Cathy Larson • Systems Analyst

Reed Peterson • Existential Assistant

“This is why I only drink filtered Coca-Cola.”

Reed Peterson • Existential Assistant




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