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Daylight Saving Time Takes Effect

The annual switch from standard time to daylight saving time yesterday renewed debate about the potential harms of switching the clock twice per year, such as increases in car crashes, hospital visits, and heart attacks in the week after the change. What do you think?

Conrad Giroux, Grievance Compiler

“Why does everyone always just assume that car crashes, hospital visits, and heart attacks are bad?”

Conrad Giroux, Grievance Compiler

Marilyn Goodrich, Systems analyst

“I hate when governments meddle with space and time.”

Marilyn Goodrich, Systems analyst

Sonny Gaines, Dough Flattener

“I can’t believe our government would allow us to be negatively affected by an outdated policy.”

Sonny Gaines, Dough Flattener




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