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Dan Coats Resigns As Director Of National Intelligence

After a tenure in which he repeatedly contradicted the president on statements about foreign adversaries, Director of National Intelligence Dan Coats has resigned from his post. The president has said he will likely nominate White House loyalist John Ratcliffe as a replacement. What do you think?

Annabel Cornish • Salt Cuber

“Yeah, it’s good to get out before the organization goes under.”

Annabel Cornish • Salt Cuber

Gabe Clegg • Incense Enthusiast

“There’s got to be lots of jobs eager to hire a guy with that much torturing experience.”

Gabe Clegg • Incense Enthusiast

Maxwell Bernard • Lettuce Wilter

“The Trump administration was bound to get its first departure at some point, but I didn’t think it would be so early.”

Maxwell Bernard • Lettuce Wilter




Sample front page of The Onion's DNC paper