Crazed Loiterer Strikes Again

DOVER, DE—Crazed fugitive loiterer Bob Puhl continued his six-month around-standing spree Tuesday, loitering in the Dover Public Library for more than three hours before escaping. “This is a man who is intent on loitering as much as possible, with no regard for society or the laws that govern it,” Dover police chief James Fry said. “But mark my words, we will find him. And he will have plenty of time to stand around and do nothing where he’s going.” Delaware has already spent $600,000 on efforts to catch the immobile offender, as well as on counseling for victims of his unrepentant standing.