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Couple Threatens To Divorce If Gay Marriage Legalized

A couple from Canberra, Australia wrote in an editorial this week that if Parliament legalizes gay marriage, they will get a divorce because the decision will invalidate the original contract they believe they had with the state, which is that marriage is between a man and a woman. What do you think?

Pauline Weller • Outlet Finder

“That’s too bad. I thought those two hateful kids were going to make it.”

Pauline Weller • Outlet Finder

Oliver Starks • Systems Analyst

“Sorry, but divorce should always be between two people who fucking hate each other.”

Oliver Starks • Systems Analyst

Joe Leggett • Dog Shaver

“I can’t wait for their holiday newsletter.”

Joe Leggett • Dog Shaver