Presidential candidate Nikki Haley recently suggested that all elected officials over the age of 75 should have to pass a mental competency test in order to hold office. Could you pass it?
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True or false: It is the duty of elected officials to improve the lives of their constituents.
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False.
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What do you see when you look at this?
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Many letters that children in the the U.S. education system will never learn.
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Can you remember how you got here today?
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Privilege and nepotism.
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Which of these is a computer?
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Close enough.
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If the Federalist Society paid you $10 million, and the Koch Foundation paid you $6 million, which Supreme Court seat could you afford to buy?
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Neil Gorsuch.
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Who is this?
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“Abraham Lincoln” or “Man who lives in pennies” are both acceptable.
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What do you see when you look at this Rorschach test?
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A woman’s life sentence in jail.
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Who was the first Black president of the United States?
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Jamie Foxx in White House Down.
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Where were you during the Capitol insurrection on Jan. 6?
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This is the only question where “I don’t know” is actually allowed.
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What is $10 + $7?
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With just a few budgetary gimmicks, it could easily equal $28 billion.
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What is the financial capital of the United States?
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The Cayman Islands.
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A father and son are horribly injured in a car accident. When the boy is taken in for surgery, the doctor says, “I can’t do the operation because he’s my son.” How is this possible?
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Doesn’t matter as long as the family is bankrupted by medical bills.
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Where do you go to the bathroom?
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The room with the “Whites Only” sign above it.
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Uh-oh! Looks like the police did a little oopsie and maybe put a boo-boo on a man during a traffic stop and he died. What do you do next?
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Increase funding and buy those boys a friggin’ tank—hell yeah!
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Who anonymously gave $100,000 to your election campaign?
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“My staff and I are grateful to all of our supporters no matter their contribution level.”
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Where do hands go when you pull them up into your shirtsleeve?
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They are gone.
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Which current living presidents are older than you?
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Jimmy Carter and the stone versions of Theodore Roosevelt, George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Thomas Jefferson.
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Who is the highest power in the United States?
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Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
