Marion Island off the coast of South Africa has been overrun by mice that have begun to eat seabirds and other endangered wildlife, prompting conservationists to launch the Mouse-Free Marion project, which will drop rodent poison from helicopters to completely eradicate them. What do you think?
“That island clearly has a better landlord than I do.”
Malik Khan • Conspiracy Debunker
“Real conservationists would look those mice in the eye while they poisoned them.”
Sofia Papadopoulos • Clinical Archaeologist
“May Mouse God have mercy on our souls.”
Santiago Reyes • Chief Enabler
