Local Concerned Parents Demand Removal Of Arsenic From Periodic Table Of Elements Published: May 22, 2007 Advertising Parents Of 80-Pound Toddler Lapping Up Publicity Continued on next page Explore Tags Vol 45: Issue 21 Related Coverage New Homeowners Thrilled To Find Pentagram Carved Into Hardwood Floor Under Carpet Actor Informed Producers Decided To Go With A Dog For The Role Man Not Really Articulating Cohesive Reason Why Guy Who Cut Him Off Should Go Fuck Himself