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Colorado Rep. Lauren Boebert And Ex-Husband Allegedly Involved In Physical Altercation At Restaurant

Police responded to a call in which the ex-husband of Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO), Jayson Boebert, claimed to be a victim of domestic violence, alleging that he was punched in the face at the restaurant where the two met. Rep. Boebert denies the allegations and no charges are being pressed. What do you think?

Beth Maisto, Flooring Expert

“People will try anything to get their meal comped.”

Beth Maisto, Flooring Expert

Laszlo Alston, Allergy Activist

“Divorce is always hardest on the waitstaff.”

Laszlo Alston, Allergy Activist

Derrick Sheridan, Systems Analyst

“Committing domestic violence is such a cheap way to pander to her Republican base.”

Derrick Sheridan, Systems Analyst




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