A recent American Medical Association study found that binge drinking is on the rise on college campuses, as are alcohol-related deaths. What do you think?
“Last November, my friend Brad got drunk, and he fell down a flight of stairs and died of massive brain trauma. We were ripped to the tits, dude.”
Daryl Woodley • Student
“As part of my fraternity’s initiation ritual, pledges are required to die of alcohol poisoning.”
Ricky Hanratty • Student
“Sure, binge drinking can be a serious problem, but how else are college students supposed to foster an environment conducive to date rape?”
Peter Malone • Bricklayer
“Most college students aren’t even 21, so this is really more of a grad-school issue.”
Annette Brister • Interpreter
“Forget college. I’m doing my best binge drinking now that I’m in my 40s and have a dead-end job and a fucking albatross of a family.”
Steven Stoudt • Systems Analyst
“What’s wrong with letting off a little steam five to six nights a week?”
Stephanie Blackledge • Dental Hygienist
