According to the coroner who conducted the autopsy on singer Whitney Houston, cocaine was a factor in her drowning death. What do you think?
“The real tragedy is that she isn’t still alive to hear my opinion about her death.”
Charlotte Kramer • Systems Analyst
“Did you know Orville Redenbacher also drowned in a bathtub? Call it the curse of sleeping with Bobby Brown.”
Guy Thompson • Varnish Inspector
“A tragic ending with an even more bitter coda. Whitney should have died in her 80s, on stage, after a particularly embarrassing rendition of ’The Greatest Love Of All.’”
Bob Smith • Sample Maker