Clinton 'Very Disappointed' In Missouri

WASHINGTON, DC—At a White House press conference Monday, President Clinton expressed “great disappointment” in Missouri after the state ranked 49th in a recent U.S. News & World Report poll of the best states in which to raise children. “I don’t know, maybe it’s my fault,” Clinton said. “I guess for some reason I just expected something better from Missouri.” While the full extent of Missouri’s punishment has not been decided, Clinton said it can definitely forget about any federal drought-relief funding.