Clinton Pours Malt Liquor On Ground For Dead Homies

WASHINGTON, DC—At a moving Rose Garden ceremony Monday, President Clinton poured a 40-ounce bottle of King Cobra malt liquor on the ground in honor of his dead homies. “Ron Brown, Vince Foster, James McDougal… y’all be my niggaz, and I will mourn you until I join you,” Clinton said. “And to all my other policy advisors, cabinet members and business partners who didn’t make it, I will see you at tha crossroads.” Clinton then kissed two of his fingertips and extended them outward in a peace gesture.