Claire Danes Fantasized About

VAN NUYS, CA—Actress Claire Danes, 17, was fantasized about Monday evening by Van Nuys plumber Doug Blodes, 38. “I have been impressed with Danes’ acting skills and nubile body ever since first seeing her on My So-Called Life,” Blodes said. “Unfortunately, she was only 14 at the time, and I was unable to bring myself to fantasize about her. Though she is still a year away from legal maturity, after seeing her in Romeo and Juliet recently, I could wait no longer.” Blodes added he looks forward to the eventual video release of Romeo and Juliet, so that he can “enjoy the film” in the privacy of his own home.