HOLLINS, VA—Appearing through a wormhole at a city-council meeting Tuesday, Xanthon Clarke, a Hollins 3rd District Councilman from the future, warned meeting attendees against building the proposed 12th Avenue Recreation Center. “I come from the year 2050, begging you to vote down the rec center before it’s too late,” said Clarke, sporting a metallic blazer and bowtie. “Before it’s too late, for God’s sake.” Clarke was then vaporized by a raygun-wielding robotic lobbyist from 2079.
City Councilman From Future Warns Against Building 12th Avenue Rec Center
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